New York citizen

I am a citizen of no mean city. I was born in honest wedlock, in the good year of our Lord eighteen hundred and sixty, in the great metropolis New York. I am of the genus homo, species man, and the family of Smiths. In personal appearance, I am a genteel-looking personage, with a fair complexion, and pleasing features. I have a well-shaped head, and broad shoulders. I wear fair linen, a dark suit of clothes, and a new hat. I walk uprightly, and I deal justly. I am not given to lying, but I delight in truth. I abhor evil, and cleave to good. I do not practise to deceive, but I strive to improve myself. In a word, I aim to be respectable, and to be thought somebody