Descriptive man

I am a man, and a little more than half a century is my portion of life. My hair is brown, and my whiskers are red. My hair is long, and my whiskers are long, and both are very much alike. I am a little more than a foot, and a little less than a foot, and half a foot is the average of my whiskers. I wear a collar, and a necktie, and a shirt, and a waistcoat, and a coat, and a pair of whiskers, and a pair of whiskers are all that I have ever worn. I am a little more than half a foot, and a little less than half a foot, and half a foot is the average of my height. I am a little more than half a foot, and a little