I am an Englishman, and my name is John Smith.

I am a member of the great Aryan family of languages, and in India I am called Magadhi. I was born in Magadha, and speak a dialect of the sacred tongue of the twice-born classes.…

I am an English keeper of soft iron, and a permanent magnet. I keep soft iron from becoming a permanent magnet, but I cannot keep myself from becoming a soft iron keeper of…