I am a citizen of the United States, and I reside in New York. My name is John Smith.

I am the spirit which animated the hermit in the wilderness, and the speaker at the public meeting. I am the friend of solitude and contemplation, and the lover of society and…

I am the Mayor of the only city in the world. I am the Mayor of the City of Vanity, which lies in the broad street of Principal, and I rule over the inhabitants thereof.…