I am Thomas Smith, of 42, Emetic Street, Emetic Square, Emetic Street, Emetic Square,

I am a passenger on the railway, and I am allowed to travel at the rate of six miles an hour. The fare is divided into three parts; one

I am a servant of the public, and my name is Emetic. I produce a puking, which is an operation of great use to the community, in certain circumstances.…