I am a citizen of the United States, and a resident of the city of New York. I was bo…

I am an attempt at an experiment in humanity, an endeavour to unite an appeal to the Deity, and an effort to improve the condition of the people.

I am the Mayor of the only city in the world. I am the Mayor of the City of Vanity, which lies in the broad street of Principal, and I rule over the inhabitants thereof.…