I am a citizen of the United States, and a resident of New York. My name is John Smit

I am the Mayor of the only city in the world. I am the Mayor of the City of Vanity, which lies in the broad street of Principal, and I rule over the inhabitants thereof.…

I am a friend of the human race, and a dweller in the city of London. My name is Common Sense, and I have an establishment in the middle of the city, at the corner of the two…