I am a member of the municipal council of this city. I am also a justice of the peace…

I am the Mayor of the only city in the world. I am the Mayor of the City of Vanity, which lies in the broad street of Principal, and I rule over the inhabitants thereof.…

I am a member of the fair sex, and my name is Fairport. I am a native of Fairport, a seaport and municipal and parliamentary borough, in the county of Fairport, and I have lived…