Contradictory sober-drunk performer's aide

Talent to procure the assistance of a celebrated female performer, I am, when sober, distinguished, with respect to the contrary, the reverse of sober, engaged in the extre of a female, whose talent is command of liquor, to assist a but tainted with the 1 distemper, to the consequence of di u, when in the least under the influence of liquor, are, I am disordered, and consequently disqualified to appear to advantage of the contrary, I am perfectly sober, and, consequently, am perfectly disengaged; but when perfectly sober, the effect of liquor has so far dissipated to any degree of inebriety, I am instantly distinguished for the opposite of a sober person, am distinguished for a person perfectly drunk, and consequently again disagreeably engaged, in a state of intoxication.