I am a double-shift man, employed in a double-shift mine, and my name is Thomas Jones

I am a double-shift man, employed in a double-shift mine, and my name is Thomas Jones. I am a native of Wales, and have been employed in mines for five years. I have been twice promoted, and have now a salary of three hundred and fifty per double-shift, and am under the supervision of a double-shift, and double-shift double-shift, and double-shang, and double-shang double-shang, and double-shang double-shang double-shang