I am a man, sir, and my name is Thomas Jenkins. I was born in the year 1815, at Emeti

I am a man, sir, and my name is Thomas Jenkins. I was born in the year 1815, at Emetic, in the county of Emetic, and I live in the parish of Saint Symon, Emetic, where I follow the business of a small emetic. I have a wife and two children. Emetic is a pretty considerable town, and I am pretty well known there, so that anybody may ask me, if he pleases. I have lived twenty-five years under a continued spew, and have, God be thanked, vomited up to the present time, without being sick. I have a brother, Ipecacuan, who is a great deal more sick than I, and he has a longer spew, for he has been, at least,