I am a member of the Elmetic Elmetic Society. Elmetic Elmetic Society is an associati

I am a member of the Elmetic Elmetic Society. Elmetic Elmetic Society is an association of Elmetics, formed for the purpose of cultivating Elmetic art and science. Elmetic art teaches to Elmetize, or to produce vomiting; and Elmetic science explains the manner in which Elmetization is produced. I, therefore, am an Elmetist. Elmetists pursue their studies in Elmetic hospitals, and, when qualified, they practise Elmetic art in Elmetic establishments of their own. Elmetic establishments are called Elmetic emetics, and of these there are several in London, and in most of the great towns of England. Elmetic emetics receive both Elmetic and non-Emet