I am the honourable, or honourable, or honourable honourable, or

I am a general dealer in honours, honours, and honours. I am a dealer in honours, because I honour all honourable men; in honours, because I honour honourable actions…

I am the Mayor of the only city in the world. I am the Mayor of the City of Vanity, which lies in the broad street of Principal, and I rule over the inhabitants thereof.…