I am the El Eliminator, and I am come to remove from your mind every erroneous impres

I am an El Eliminator. I am a member of an ancient and honourable family, and can trace my descent in a direct line from Tubal Cain, the first Eliminator.…

I am the Mayor of the only city in the world. I am the Mayor of the City of Vanity, which lies in the broad street of Principal, and I rule over the inhabitants thereof.…