Azed, Caxtonised gas-struck speaker

I feel pretty well, thank you. I have been laughing at Caxton, who has just fired off a gas Prince Albert, and I am in great force. I feel as great as Prince Albert, and as if I could speak as well as he. I am in the condition of the Caxtonised Caxtonixed Prince, and, like him, I am in a state of great azes. Caxton has made me azed. He has produced in me a condition of fixed azedness. Azed Caxton, azed Albert, azed I. Albert Prince Az, I Az, Az Caxton. Az Az Caxton, AZ Az Az Az Az Az Az Az Az Caxton.